“Only fascists
drink white wine!”
you say, but still,
there you both are,
opening a bottle
you’ve found
in the garage.
“Fuck,” your buddy says,
“there’s really nothing else?”
“Not even cooking sherry,”
you joke.
And so there it goes,
down the hatch,
and it’s god-awful,
worse than you
had already
imagined.
“Good christ, it’s awful,”
you say, passing the bottle
to your buddy.
He takes a hero-pull,
then growls out of it,
and slams the bottle
down on the table.
You both nip at it a while
your younger brother
stares at you,
smiling.
And when the bottle’s
half gone, you say, “I
can’t do it, man.
I’m not drinking
another drop of
that poison.”
And your buddy is pissed,
and he soldiers on
out of spite
for the bottle,
out of spite
for Fascism, and
out of spite
for white wine,
and the world,
and you both end up
passed out on the
front porch.
And months later
your brother asks,
“Do you remember
that time you guys
were drinking?”
“Um,” you say, “you’ll need to
be a little more specific.”
“It was the night,” he says,
“you guys were drinking
a bottle with
vegetables
in it.”
What the shit? you think,
and then there’s a flash, you
pulling mustard and dill seeds,
and maybe a long strand
of celery string
from your
mouth.
“Dear god man,” you say,
“why the hell
didn’t you
stop us?”
And you’re brother says
“You looked like you
knew what you were
doing.”
“Goddammit,” you say,
“just for future reference:
if I am drinking
Mom’s homemade
vinegar,
I clearly have
no fucking idea
what I amdoing!”
but your brother is
laughing too hard
to actually pay
attention.
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