Religion vs. Mythology by Bradley Mason Hamlin
was recently asked
what “religion” he followed.
I told him to say “science.”
He said, “Yeah,
that’s what I told them.”
(My other son says, “Thor.”)
But the real questions
these would-be indoctrinators of cultism
What mythology do you follow?
Do you and your family
have a mythological family tradition?
I believe in the American Mythology.
Beer. Sexy girls. And Christmas.