No canned beer, bottles only.
Wine is red, whiskey is Irish.
No food until the end.
More people than chairs.
No devices, no pictures.
Dancing is good, conga lines are not.
Always invite a controversial woman.
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Greg Clary is a retired college professor who grew up in Turkey Creek, West Virginia and now resides in northwestern Pennsylvania. He likes being around people who can ease into a conversation without taking it over, dark hollers, and 3 fingers of Jameson over 1 cube of ice.
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